Straight grizzly - The Bear Coat has arrived at last!
This is probably a stupid question, but - Do you think you'd look awesome in a bear coat? Of course you would.
Also probably a stupid question - are you a fan of Workaholics?* Our bear coat is assembled precisely to replicate the grace and excellence that Mr. Blake Anderson himself exuded in the cubicle with the boys. The only minute detail we left out was that it doesn't come with a bottle of ipecac.
Ok, now let's talk business -
- Bad Ass
Numbers don't lie. That's 5 solid pros to 0/? number of cons.
Also, we dare you to keep fishing around to find a better price or style on this glorious coat. You won't find it.
We can guarantee that no Workaholics, bears, coats, partiers, etc. were wronged in the production of this bear coat.
On the other hand, we definitely cannot guarantee that you won't hurt any bears, intimidate the feeble-minded, or break any hearts while wearing this coat.
Are you a party animal? Regardless - do you want to look like one? Our bears coats are the fastest way to that destination.
You can, and you will, because:
- Unlike Blake, you don't have to blow your ENTIRE paycheck on this baby.
- If you feel so inclined, you can form a bear coat gang. We offer tight group order discounts.
- We package and ship globally. Wherever your cubicle of the Earth may be, we can get one to you.
To sum all that up - This bear coat is pure awesome, and you aren't going to find a better price or style on it anywhere, fur sure.
* We are not, in any way, affiliated with the TV show Workaholics or the network Comedy Central. Workaholics is a trademark of Comedy Partners Viacom International Inc. and Viacom Hearty Ha! Ha! LLC.